TheAddictedPlanet.com™
website
=
100 answers
to questions about
drug and alcohol
addiction and recovery

Over one million people
from 100+ countries
have visited this website
THIS WEBSITE SAVES ADDICTS’ LIVES
Earth is The Addicted Planet
Of the 8 billion humans
currently living on planet Earth
1 in 5 of us are
drug addicts
or
alcohol addicts (alcoholics)
or both

98 percent of recovering
drug/alcohol addicts eventually relapse
simply because we take
an irrational approach
to addiction recovery
Addiction is not the problem
Relapse is the problem

Hello
My name is
Mark Hayward
also known as
Professor Addict
That’s what this
suffering alcoholic
meth- and coke-head
really looked like
20 years ago
I’ve been told that
I don’t look like a real addict
Never judge a book
by its cover
After 42 years of
being drunk high or hungover
every single day
(except for the many
days and nights
I spent in jail)
I have been a
recovering alcoholic
meth- and coke-head
for 8+ years
I NEVER ONCE RELAPSED
because I was lucky to
get an addiction recovery sponsor
who knew exactly
how to make
the right suggestions
that taught me how to
defeat relapse
and
not die early
from addiction

I asked 1,000+ relapsers
“Did you get a fucking sponsor?”
All of them said “No!”
So I created
TheAddictedPlanet.com
and
GetAFuckingSponsor.org
websites
for drug and alcohol addicts
(and their
friends
families
and
addiction recovery sponsors)
who are looking for a
permanent recovery from addiction
My #1 mission
is to
reduce the number of
recovering addicts who relapse
based on real research results
because we have too many opinions
and not enough knowledge

Please
ask me a question on Quora
or
send an email to [email protected]
THANK YOU

what is an addict?
what is recovery from addiction?
why TheAddictedPlanet.com?
the Six Secular Suggestions defeat addiction relapse rationally
3 steps to addiction? – suggestion 1
A.A. success rate?
addicted to benzos? – suggestion 1
addiction = slavery? – suggestion 3
addiction immunity? – suggestion 1
addiction is a symptom? – suggestion 3
addiction is genetic? – suggestion 1
addiction is not a disease? – suggestion 1
addiction is not the problem? – suggestion 4
addiction recovery? – suggestion 6
addictive personality? – suggestion 3
addictive personality traits? – suggestion 3
addictive social media? – suggestion 4
addicts are mutants? – suggestion 1
addicts are rich? – suggestion 1
addicts disappear? – suggestion 3
alcohol is a drug? – suggestion 2
alcohol murder? – suggestion 5
all for the love of drugs? – suggestion 1
anxiety is all in your head? – suggestion 4
B is for brain damage? – suggestion 3
bat-shit crazy? – suggestion 3
benefits to having an addict in your life? – suggestion 5
boundaries
busted in the emergency room? – suggestion 4
can addicts stop? – suggestion 6
can i get some privacy here? – suggestion 5
ChatGPT defeats relapse? – suggestion 4
clean drugs? – suggestion 6
click here
codependency? – suggestion 4
deep water sports? – suggestion 1
depression is dangerous? – suggestion 1
dirty laundry? – suggestion 1
disappearing addicts? – suggestion 3
do some esteemable shit
do you have lawyers? – suggestion 5
doctors don’t know jack? – suggestion 1
EndOverdose.net
fentanyl dangers? – suggestion 1
follow the money? – suggestion 5
forced Old Rehab treatment? – suggestion 4
fortune teller? – suggestion 6
free rehab? – suggestion 2
get an addiction recovery sponsor
give me liberty, or give me meth? – suggestion 1
guilt and shame? – suggestion 5
happy and sober? – suggestion 5
help yourself? – suggestion 6
hitting bottom? – suggestion 1
hot sex 1
hot sex 2
how can i help an active addict? – suggestion 4
how much is Old Rehab? – suggestion 6
i am clean, now what do i do? – suggestion 6
i am Hindu, what do i do? – suggestion 4
i heart heroin? – suggestion 1
i love drugs? – suggestion 1
i suggest that you start here
involuntary psychiatric detainment? – suggestion 2
is A.A. working? – suggestion 3
jonesing for Adderall? – suggestion 1
kicking caffeine? – suggestion 2
kickin’ it? – suggestion 2
legal cocaine? – suggestion 4
lock him up? – suggestion 1
making amends too early? – suggestion 6
marijuana addicts? – suggestion 4
marijuana in rehab? – suggestion 6
MDMA = Molly
meaning of life
mental disorder? – suggestion 3
mentally healthy? – suggestion 6
meth heart problems? – suggestion 1
meth pee test? – suggestion 1
meth withdrawal symptoms? – suggestion 3
methadone detox? – suggestion 1
mom is not your problem? – suggestion 1
momma did it? – suggestion 5
momma trauma
money addiction? – suggestion 3
needle phobia? – suggestion 4
negative thoughts and feelings? – suggestion 5
never worry
nicotine is a drug? – suggestion 2
no A.A. or NA for me? – suggestion 5
opioid withdrawal symptoms? – suggestion 4
pee test? – suggestion 1
phone addiction? – suggestion 1
psych meds? – suggestion 6
psychotic episode? – suggestion 3
re-wire your brain
recovery without a sponsor? – suggestion 4
rehab works for everyone? – suggestion 5
relapse happens earlier than you think? – suggestion 4
relapse insurance
rock bottom? – suggestion 3
save the children
shrinks can’t snitch? – suggestion 6
sobriety is overrated? – suggestion 3
“social media” is not social media? – suggestion 4
still high on crystal meth? – suggestion 5
stopping an addiction? suggestion 2
sue the bastards? – suggestion 6
that’s illegal? – suggestion 5
the hardest part? – suggestion 2
there is no app for that? – suggestion 6
treatable addiction? – suggestion 5
Valium or Ativan? – suggestion 6
vitamins? – suggestion 6
wash the dishes? – suggestion 3
what happened? – suggestion 1
what is addiction?
who do you listen to? – suggestion 4
world’s 30th most popular book? – suggestion 4
X is for Xanax? – suggestion 2
Xanax wires you up? – suggestion 2
yo mama? – suggestion 5
you want me in rehab? – suggestion 4
you were high for 42 years? – suggestion 6
zis website looks weird
I suggest that
if I can
get clean and sober
stay clean and sober
and
NEVER ONCE RELAPSE
then you can too

Just for normies
THE FIRST STEP
IS ADMITTING
YOU’RE A PROBLEM

Just for saints
dedication and acknowledgements
Earth is the addicted planet
the patron saint of addicts

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH
HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT’S REALLY
THE TRUTH?
BECAUSE
THE TRUTH
IS BEAUTIFUL
AND EVERYONE KNOWS
WHAT’S BEAUTIFUL

“People will do everything possible
no matter how absurd
to avoid coming face-to-face
with their soul.”
— Carl Jung
Even with help from
an addiction recovery sponsor
— Professor Addict
“People are strange:
they are constantly angered by trivial things,
but on a major matter
like totally wasting their lives,
they hardly seem to notice.”
— Charles Bukowski
“You won’t live life today
if all you do is
worry about yesterday and tomorrow.”
— Mark Hayward
“If you think
someone has ruined your life,
you’re right.
It’s you.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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